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What is the tallest building in the world? The library—it's got the most stories.

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Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!

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Did you hear the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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How can you make seven an even number? Just take away the "s"!

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What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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There's no hole in your shoe? Then how'd you get your foot in it?

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Why didn't the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.

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I'm terrified of elevators so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless!

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Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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I just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

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What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long? Eclipse it!

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I have many jokes about rich kids - Sadly none of them work

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?

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Common sense is like deodorant, The people who need it most never use it

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years, I didn’t want to interrupt her

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